Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

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Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby TheRobin » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:43 am

Ok, am I the ONLY one who checks for murderers behind the shower curtains in the bathroom when I go in there?

SURELY I'm not the only one right?

So, what the heck should I do in the event that a murderer is behind the shower curtains when I check?

And what if the one time where I DON'T check there actually IS a murderer back there!? :butcher: :butcher: :butcher:
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby Kes » Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:51 am

There's not really much point checking, unless you're carrying a f*cking great big kitchen knife, and if you're walking around your own house all the time, carrying a f*cking great kitchen knife, then you're possibly a bit paranoid.

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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby GaGaJane » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:03 pm

Get a transparent shower curtain!! :P ;)
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby Guru » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:21 pm

err...the murderer doesn't wait behind the shower curtain, he arrives when YOU'RE behind the shower curtain.

Anyway, the perfect gift for the shower-wary
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby LittleBabyNothing » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:33 pm

GaGaJane wrote:Get a transparent shower curtain!! :P ;)


I HAVE to have a transparent shower curtain! I can't bear being in the shower and not seeing what's going on outside it.

I'm paranoid :whistle:

If I'm not at home and there's not a transparent shower curtain, I don't use the shower curtain and just splash water all over the floor. I'd rather do that than use the non-transparent curtain :P
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby Kes » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:46 pm

But the whole idea of a translucent shower curtain is more to protect the modesty of Mr Winkie, or Miss Ratty from anyone who innocently walks in the bathroom, and not made that way just to allow Norman Bates to stalk up on you unnoticed with his eighteen inch meat cleaver.
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby Bad Guy » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:01 pm

Kes wrote:But the whole idea of a translucent shower curtain is more to protect the modesty of Mr Winkie, or Miss Ratty from anyone who innocently walks in the bathroom, and not made that way just to allow Norman Bates to stalk up on you unnoticed with his eighteen inch meat cleaver.


Why not just lock the bathroom door then? :P
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby _Bijou_ » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:07 pm

Why not have no shower curtain at all? :? :P
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Re: Murderer Behind the Shower Curtains?

Postby queenfan23 » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:07 pm

I lock the bathroom door every time I am in there, despite the fact you can bypass the lock simply by pushing the door.
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