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If a plane crashes on the border of West Germany and East Germany, where do you bury the survivors?

Canada
3
18%
The Moon
1
6%
In The Ground
10
59%
West Germany
3
18%
East Germany
0
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Postby kitten » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:15 am

wheeee
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Postby Deaky » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:18 am

*bows*


Thank you, thank you -- I love this joke. Especially when the correct answer is in the poll ;)
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Postby kitten » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:23 am

sssssshhhhhhhh :shock: i've had 4 and after 2 i'm gone, it's not my falut

Deaky wrote:*bows*


Thank you, thank you -- I love this joke. Especially when the correct answer is in the poll ;)
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Postby Bluesfrau » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:18 am

I'm tired - could you explain, palease?? :shock:
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Postby Smithy » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:26 am

D'oh, too easy!

Poor survivors. **Pets them**
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Postby Wolf » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:03 am

The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?
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Postby Kes » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:16 am

Wolf wrote:The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?


Only if you like burying people who actually manage to survive an air-crash!
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Postby Wolf » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:18 am

Kes wrote:
Wolf wrote:The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?


Only if you like burying people who actually manage to survive an air-crash!


But the survivors will still die eventually so then you will bury them in the ground :P
And yes some people will want to bury the survivors while they are alive, I might do if it was someone I hate. :evil:
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Postby Melancholy Blue » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:09 pm

Wolf wrote:
Kes wrote:
Wolf wrote:The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?


Only if you like burying people who actually manage to survive an air-crash!


But the survivors will still die eventually so then you will bury them in the ground :P
And yes some people will want to bury the survivors while they are alive, I might do if it was someone I hate. :evil:


Classic teaser. How about -

Two fathers and two sons enter a shop and spend £1.50 each. The shopkeeper takes £4.50. What happened to the rest?
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Postby JLP » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:21 pm

Melancholy Blue wrote:
Wolf wrote:
Kes wrote:
Wolf wrote:The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?


Only if you like burying people who actually manage to survive an air-crash!


But the survivors will still die eventually so then you will bury them in the ground :P
And yes some people will want to bury the survivors while they are alive, I might do if it was someone I hate. :evil:


Classic teaser. How about -

Two fathers and two sons enter a shop and spend £1.50 each. The shopkeeper takes £4.50. What happened to the rest?


too easy man.
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Postby Melancholy Blue » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:23 pm

Jean Luc Picard wrote:
Melancholy Blue wrote:
Wolf wrote:
Kes wrote:
Wolf wrote:The right answer isnt in the Poll is it?


Only if you like burying people who actually manage to survive an air-crash!


But the survivors will still die eventually so then you will bury them in the ground :P
And yes some people will want to bury the survivors while they are alive, I might do if it was someone I hate. :evil:


Classic teaser. How about -

Two fathers and two sons enter a shop and spend £1.50 each. The shopkeeper takes £4.50. What happened to the rest?


too easy man.


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Postby JLP » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:25 pm

the two fathers and two sons are

Grandfather, Father and son, two fathers and two sons but only threee people.
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Postby Melancholy Blue » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:27 pm

Jean Luc Picard wrote:the two fathers and two sons are

Grandfather, Father and son, two fathers and two sons but only threee people.


Excellent work my good man. Well done.
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Postby Maiden Heaven » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:11 pm

Bluesfrau wrote:I'm tired - could you explain, palease?? :shock:


Maybe kitten means she has no knowledge of Germany. :wink:
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Postby kitten » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:13 pm

No, I was drunk. Deaky gave me the question and I just made up some answers and didn't put the right one in cuz I had no idea what I was doing. :lol:

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Bluesfrau wrote:I'm tired - could you explain, palease?? :shock:


Maybe kitten means she has no knowledge of Germany. :wink:
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