The Captioneers Must Go On

Gendarme, "Monsieur Mercury? I am France's number one Freddie Mercury look-a-like!"
Freddie, "You and the whole of Turkey dear!"

Why the eye roll? are you Turkish? It could have been any middle eastern country when all males seem to have that same moustache..

"So I said I wanted to be a 'bigwig' and this is what they made me wear - bastards!"

So, what do you think of my Little Richard look?!

Why the eye roll? are you Turkish? It could have been any middle eastern country when all males seem to have that same moustache..

The eye roll had no negative meaning; I loved the caption I live in Greece you know, but I've noticed that thing with the moustache here too; actually, I think it's practically almost the same everywhere

Why the eye roll? are you Turkish? It could have been any middle eastern country when all males seem to have that same moustache..

The eye roll had no negative meaning; I loved the caption I live in Greece you know, but I've noticed that thing with the moustache here too; actually, I think it's practically almost the same everywhere

talking of moustaches, here is a classic scene from a great classic French film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrtkFJ-6-w
The big mustache bit start around 1.10

Whoa, Terry Thomas half-naked in a sauna! ^^^^ You should have warned us....



Freddie: "I lost a bet to John, and now I have to wear this stupid hat for the whole day."

John: "And what are you supposed to say next?"

Freddie: "Aarrgh, ye mateys."

Roger: "Tomorrow Brian and I have to wear leiderhosen."

Brian: "I don't want to wear leiderhosen, I don't have the legs for it."

Freddie "So what the hell have you come as Brian? Tom Baker era Dr Who?"
Brian , "Well at least I'm not dressed as a gay pirate. Madame pompadour meets Errol flynn!- John looks like he's about to join Status Quo.."
Freddie, "What about you Rog?"
Roger, "I just need a wee"

Freddie "So what the hell have you come as Brian? Tom Baker era Dr Who?"
Brian , "Well at least I'm not dressed as a gay pirate. Madame pompadour meets Errol flynn!- John looks like he's about to join Status Quo.."
Freddie, "What about you Rog?"
Roger, "I just need a wee"

DOCTOR WHO!

"Dr May, good news you're down to the final 3 for the professor yaffle role in the 'Bagpuss - the movie' auditions. If Sven-Göran Eriksson or Richard Dawkins drop out you're IN!!"

for non-brits:

How freaking cute is he in that picture???



Little girl: "Note to self: The next time Mum asks if I want to spend the weekend with Grandpa, say no."

"Nice Planet, I'll take it!!"

:P How freaking cute is he in that picture???



Little girl: "Note to self: The next time Mum asks if I want to spend the weekend with Grandpa, say no."

Eheheeheh! Cutie!

"And here we have a delightful minature chinese urn"
"What's a chinese urn?"
"oh, about £4.50 an hour...BOOM BOOM!"