The Captioneers Must Go On

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:33 pm

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Brian: "So When I had my gallstone removed the doctor said, "Do you want to keep it as a souvenir?" "I said DO I?!"
‘...and I find myself thinkin', well, what would you do?’
 
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Re: July 18th

Postby Isolde Jane Holland » Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:15 pm

Do you know it was a woman in England who set the record for the most gallstones ever removed at one time? She was 85 too, poor thing. Are you ready? She had over 23,000 gallstones. The tray they dropped them in looked like a quarry. Gah. So are you all writhing on the floor now? Good, then my work here is done.

Well, not quite.......

I found some wild pictures that I thought you guys would enjoy seeing, and maybe captioning. First up, what IS this?? Well, it's Adam bowing to Brian, who is politely bowing back - like two little courtly Sir Walter Raleighs - but the angle certainly makes it unique. Also including link-only to the big version for further inspiration: https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1770/4147 ... b0e5_o.jpg

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"I think your earring is caught in my hair."

"No kidding."



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"Collection of Victorian photographs......the ones relating to Jack the Ripper are particularly compelling......come closer, have a look....."


And. as a palate cleanser after that last one......Awwww

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Fuzzy-legged boys make the rockin' world go round

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Amy May » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:41 pm

I laughed so much at your captions guys, absolutely brilliant :lol:
I'm a bit rusty but I'll give it a try;

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"I and Adam thought we'd swap clothes tonight, what a good opportunity to show off my tattoos! And what do you think Mayniacs, does my bum look big in this?"
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:54 pm

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Pre-gig at Slane Castle, 1986 - So read with Irish accent
Man behind, "Mr Mercury, Mr Mercury, I've made an accordian out of this old bells whiskey box, do you want to hear me play it now?"
Freddie, "Please go away you impertinent little man!"
Man, "Oh go on now, it'll be grand, so it will!"
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Re: July 18th

Postby nicksmithworld » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:56 pm

Isolde Jane Holland wrote:
Fuzzy-legged boys make the rockin' world go round

Well this is a bit rich, Miss 'never been in focus in a photograph in her life' :-|
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby julymorning » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:22 pm

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So I'm scrolling down the previous photos of Brian silver haired, and earlier ones from Bea, and get to this one. And I think "Look at the softness of this backside, the slight taper at the waist, I love a man's backside".....then I think "what? the outline of a bra!", looking back up at the hair and suddenly realize this is a woman's backside! :lol:

I had actually thought it was Brian, because of the previous photos!

Realizing how much of a dofuss this makes me, but don't mind a few laughs at my expense.
.It is my uppermost hope that even histories' genius's lost their minds as they aged. I'd hate to think that I really am an idiot. sjm
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Amy May » Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:33 am

julymorning wrote:
nicksmithworld wrote:Image


So I'm scrolling down the previous photos of Brian silver haired, and earlier ones from Bea, and get to this one. And I think "Look at the softness of this backside, the slight taper at the waist, I love a man's backside".....then I think "what? the outline of a bra!", looking back up at the hair and suddenly realize this is a woman's backside! :lol:

I had actually thought it was Brian, because of the previous photos!

Realizing how much of a dofuss this makes me, but don't mind a few laughs at my expense.


Well Nick guessed it was me, because I travelled over for one of the London shows. :P I do wish I had that t-shirt though because it's brilliant :lol:
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:17 pm

julymorning wrote:
nicksmithworld wrote:Image


So I'm scrolling down the previous photos of Brian silver haired, and earlier ones from Bea, and get to this one. And I think "Look at the softness of this backside, the slight taper at the waist, I love a man's backside".....then I think "what? the outline of a bra!", looking back up at the hair and suddenly realize this is a woman's backside! :lol:

I had actually thought it was Brian, because of the previous photos!

Realizing how much of a dofuss this makes me, but don't mind a few laughs at my expense.


Well, in our gender pronoun neutrality brave new world, why can't Brian wear a bra?? :| :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:26 pm

Amy May wrote:
julymorning wrote:
nicksmithworld wrote:Image


So I'm scrolling down the previous photos of Brian silver haired, and earlier ones from Bea, and get to this one. And I think "Look at the softness of this backside, the slight taper at the waist, I love a man's backside".....then I think "what? the outline of a bra!", looking back up at the hair and suddenly realize this is a woman's backside! :lol:

I had actually thought it was Brian, because of the previous photos!

Realizing how much of a dofuss this makes me, but don't mind a few laughs at my expense.


Well Nick guessed it was me, because I travelled over for one of the London shows. :P I do wish I had that t-shirt though because it's brilliant :lol:


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Ok, here's the artwork, it's 210mm x 210mm, the maximum they will allow on a mens shirt. Go to vistaprint https://www.vistaprint.co.uk/clothing-bags/mens-t-shirts/fruit-of-the-loom-basic?xnav=MensTshirts_TsrButton
Upload it and it will be yours, you're welcome. :cool:
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby julymorning » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:41 am

Amy May wrote:
julymorning wrote:
nicksmithworld wrote:Image


So I'm scrolling down the previous photos of Brian silver haired, and earlier ones from Bea, and get to this one. And I think "Look at the softness of this backside, the slight taper at the waist, I love a man's backside".....then I think "what? the outline of a bra!", looking back up at the hair and suddenly realize this is a woman's backside! :lol:

I had actually thought it was Brian, because of the previous photos!

Realizing how much of a dofuss this makes me, but don't mind a few laughs at my expense.


Well Nick guessed it was me, because I travelled over for one of the London shows. :P I do wish I had that t-shirt though because it's brilliant :lol:


Oh yeah! I can see that!

Nick, "gender pronoun neutrality brave new world" notwithstanding, Brian could probably use one these days, I'm sure you've seen shirtless photos of him in recent years! :P
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Nicki79 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:53 pm

Adam and Roger pausing before the last tune of the song - staring at each other, trying to find the right moment for the finale.
Brian: „What’s happening? Can we go on now? We have some more songs to play.“

Or:
Adam: „Look, how fit I am: I can lift my right arm and the mic!“
Roger: „And I can lift both of my arms AND the drum sticks. And even sitting, I can reach higher than you, boy. Look, how long my stick is!“
...
Brian says: „Very impressive!“ (Shakes his head, thinks „children!“ and goes on playing.)

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:00 pm

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:54 pm

‘...and I find myself thinkin', well, what would you do?’
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:43 am

If you read the first word of each tweet, she's written the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody out over 3 1/2 months... :P :lol: Brilliant.
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