The Captioneers Must Go On

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:22 am

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Brian, "Yeah, so if I undo all three shirt buttons, will the girls be so inflamed with carnal desire they'll attempt to storm the stage and disrupt the show?"
Freddie,"No Brian"
Brian, "Oh"
‘...and I find myself thinkin', well, what would you do?’
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:31 pm

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Freddie, "All I'm saying is, as the friggin' star I don't think I should be the one to stack the stools upon the bar, even if they do match my pants dear!"
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Isolde Jane Holland » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:37 pm

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"Ridiculous. Anyone can see I'm a 10."


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Is John psychic, or a time-traveller? Here he is on a boat doing the "King of the World" thing, twelve years before Titanic even came out!!

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John (imitating a Mayniac) : "Oh, one of your curls grazed my cheek! I'll never wash my face again."

Brian: "So basically......exactly like before."

John: "HEY!!"

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Mouse, lower right corner: "I'll just sit very, very still......until the cat is distracted by We Will Rock You......and then RUN for it!"

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Amy May » Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:49 pm

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"I'll so trick the grandkids that I'm a time traveller, mwahaha! After all I'm actually called Doctor!"
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Nicki79 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:24 pm

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Roger: Why did I only get a toy crown? :-|
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:21 pm

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Nicki79 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:35 pm

Brian got a little present from one of his daughters. http://www.instagram.com/p/Bufg32fBP3q/ ... fpbqsfsfjk

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„See, I‘m a filmstar as well as a rockstar!“
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:19 pm

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By Carol Jones

Bohemian Cats & Me
Is this my 9th life? Is this just fant-hiss-y?
Caught in a rescue van, no escape from the vetinary.
Open my eyes,
My ears have got mites & fleas.
I'm just a poor cat, I need no lap or knee.
Because I'm easy come, easy go, fence so high, fence so low,
Anyway the food bowl's filled, doesn't really matter to meow, to meow.
Mama, just killed a mouse,
Put a paw against his head,
Pulled his tail and now he's dead.
Mama, my 9th life's just begun,
But now Ive gone and grown into a stray,
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make it die,
If my food bowls not filled this time tomorrow,
I'll be gone, I'll be gone,
My fur is really matted with fleas.
Too late, my litter box is full,
Run the flea comb down my spine, body's arching all the time.
Goodbye humans, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the hoover.
Mama, ooh, I didnt mean to rip the couch,
I sometimes wish I'd never had claws at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a rat,
Scare-a-mouse!
Scare-a-mouse!
I will show my fangs & go!
When I moult its frightening,
Scratch & bite & fighting,
Cat & Wail!
Cat & Wail!
I'm just a stray cat,
Nobody loves me,
He's just a Tom cat,
From a poor feline-tree,
Spay him at once so he
Cant roam free.
Easy come, Eat the Go cat,
Will you let me roam?
My whiskers need a comb!
I cannot let you roam!
(Let me eat the Go cat).
Whiskas! You cannot have the Go cat, No!
Well then let me go outside?
No! I cannot let you go, let you go outside,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh man, Meow!
Oh man, Meow! Let me go, oh, oh, oh, oh!
My human has a litter box inside for me, for me, for meeeeioooowwww!
So you think you can spay me & let my balls die?
So you think you can microchip me, so I howl & cry?
Oh babies, now I can't have babies!
Just gotta get the cat outside,
Just gotta take a bite out of its ear.
My fur is really matted,
And I've got some fleas.
My fur is really matted,
My fur is really matted & tangly,
And you binned my food bowl.

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Amy May » Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:49 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:20 pm

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby Nicki79 » Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:14 pm

Not completely new, but still:

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John: „I can flyyyyy, my friends.“
Freddie: „Nice lyrics....“

or

John: „I‘m the king of the World!“
Freddie: „Queen, John. We are Queen.“
 
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

Postby nicksmithworld » Tue May 07, 2019 11:56 pm

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"Those aren't pillows!"
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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

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