I've just read that in the last few years, sinkholes have become five times more common in Great Britain than they were before, so mine is not just cute : it's actually possible!
Brian: ""Roger!! I warned you to be careful walking near the subterranean geyser under the left corner of the stage!"
Roger, yelling up out of hole,"I know you did! But who would believe something that idiotic??"


I love those tiny opposite shoulder purses!

Is this from the We Will Rock you or Spread your Wings video? They were both shot the same day.
John: "Am I imagining it, or do I see......"
Roger: "Head lice! That's it, I'm rooming with you tonight."
John: "Room? I'm taking a separate plane."So I decide to be a good sport and watch Guardians of the Galaxy 2 with Lan, and what's my reward? That old song Brandy, you're a fine girl, which is featured early in the movie, is now stuck in my head. Especially that irresistible hook:
Doodoodadoodandoo, doodoodadoo! I also decided that Brandy banked her tips, house-sat winters to save rent money, and now owns a thriving gelato business called Dairy Godmother. She never married any of the sailors, because old sailors are all nuts: just look at Robert Shaw in Jaws, Ahab in Moby Dick, Queeg in the Caine Mutiny. Speaking of nuts, Lan has lived with me for years, so he now speaks fluent moron. L: "I'm getting a pizza. What do you want on it?" Me:
"Doodoodadoodandoo, doodoodadoo!" L: "Got it: mushroom, feta and pesto."