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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:40 am
by Bea
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Roger- 'Field of Dreams'? ' If you build it they will come? Freddie, it's time to call it quits, they're not going to turn up. Even those two guys at the front look fed up.
I told you that Jazz album was rubbish.
I'm going back to dentist school, and when I'm old and grey I may have paid off the debts of today's folly.

John. I'm opening an electric goods shop.

Brian. I'm going back to university.

Freddie. Just five minutes more guys, please.





Voice of man on phone off stage .... what do you mean, they've put the wrong date on the tickets.

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:51 pm
by nicksmithworld
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"Fat bottomed girls"..have their own specific set of problems...

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Freddie, "Well, that's torn it!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:05 pm
by Amy May
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:21 pm
by Isolde Jane Holland
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Anita: "Oh, God, look at that big 80s hair on me there......"

Brian: "You say big 80s hair like it's a bad thing....."

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Brian: "There, there......don't cry. Dry your eyes, smile, and then please get your hair dyed all the same colour. How can you stand looking at it every day? Seriously, it would make me crazy."

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Anita: ".....so this pumpkin seed has been lodged in my gum for eleven days now."

Colin Salmon: "I agree: that's a very long time."

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"Brian thinks this new wallpaper in the guest bathroom is outré, but what do you think?"

Here's a floral-themed caption for our own AMY MAY!:
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Hendrix: "I would not have pegged them as lily-of-the-valley types. But purple roses? Definitely."


I wonder if Sarina writes Roger's name as Rosa, or that's just the florist's writing?

Any caption suggestions for this one guys, guys??

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Freddie: "World's Most Awkward Mannequin Challenge hug?"

Roger: "This woman will cherish forever her giant close-up of Brian's right elbow."

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:38 am
by Bea
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Wow, she looks terrific.


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I'm probably wrong but that looks like Jackie from the fan club.

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:52 pm
by Amy May
Thanks for the caption Missy 8-) that purple flower is a Lisianthus, really pretty flowers which looks like roses :)
And that handwriting would not go down well in my shop, I'd have to rewrite the card if I wrote like that :P

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"Hands off, he's mine!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:50 pm
by nicksmithworld
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Brian, "God, Brown hair, this takes me back..*fondles hair*.. So soft"
Girl, "Could you stop now? This is getting a bit creepy"
Brian, *Starts sniffing hair* "Ahh, it smells soo-ooo good, is that Timotei?
Girl, "Help! SECURITY!!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:28 pm
by nicksmithworld
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Professor, "So Brian, as you will observe; the transit of Venus in 3-D"
Brian, "Is it? It appears to be a 3-D vision of Kim Kardashian's rather large buttocks!!"
Professor, "Ah, wrong channel, hold on!"
Brian, "No rush...."

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:57 pm
by Isolde Jane Holland
Bea wrote:I'm probably wrong but that looks like Jackie from the fan club.

Amy May wrote: 8-) that purple flower is a Lisianthus, really pretty flowers which looks like roses :)
And that handwriting would not go down well in my shop, I'd have to rewrite the card if I wrote like that :P


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Jeez, does Spike Edney mine coal in his spare time??

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Spike: "I definitely have to switch to a different keyboard cleaning service."

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Adam: "Hey, look: a £1 coin under the cushion."

Brian: "I lost that earlier."

Adam: "Finders keepers."

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Brian: "But the 'Treasure Trove Rule' does not apply to concert stages!!"

Adam: "I never know what he's talking about. Do you?"


Damn, the link to that funny Kathy Bates commercial lost its viability soon after I posted it. At this moment, this one still works; it's scarier than most of the horror films I've seen recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxYuHVDnL8o

I hear Trump is coming to the UK for a visit in June. So......

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Secret Service: "Only billionaires can get an audience with President Trump. The rest of you, huddle outside peering in like Victorian waifs."

Anita: "Excuse me, but my husband and I are worth fifty million dollars."

Secret Service: "Like I just said: NO POOR PEOPLE!!!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:35 pm
by nicksmithworld
Nice pound coin knowledge. :D

Perhap the piano keys are black? (the white ones not the black keys)
:-|

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:45 pm
by nicksmithworld
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Brian, "Nice maracas!"
Freddie, "I just knew these trousers were too tight Dear!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:53 pm
by nicksmithworld
Isolde Jane Holland wrote:
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Adam: "Hey, look: a £1 coin under the cushion."



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Brian *thinks* "Hey I lost that in 1984!"

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:05 pm
by nicksmithworld
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Freddie, "Do I believe in what? Reincarnation? Well I certainly believe in freeing carnations!! HERE!!"

This very poor gag and piss poor pun relies on my assumption that these are actually carnations. I hand over to my most learned friend and our resident florist..Amy? :-D

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:20 am
by Bea
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I've looked online and all the photos of this 'bit' are pretty gross as regards dirty keyboard. Errgh......fetch some wet wipes.
There's a similar picture with Roger's son included, and the keyboard is shown in full in it's rotten glory.
(I'm not surprised it gets dirty, but I'm glad I don't have to touch it).

Love the 'pound coin' one. (which reminds me, I'll have to dig down the back of my chair as the pound coin is to be replaced in March. I've got all sorts of change boxes with odds and ends of coin in as well. What a pain.


I goodness I just read the above..............I sound my age + I'll get back in the nana corner now then.

Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:40 am
by nicksmithworld
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Anita, "Bri, my friends and I realised that the end of your name 'Brian' and the start of mine 'Anita' both use 'an'. Combine them and we can be called 'Brianita', y'know like 'Brangelina'!! We should think about getting this as a tattoo each!!"
Brian, *Mortified* "er....."