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Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:33 pm
by nicksmithworld

Brian: "So When I had my gallstone removed the doctor said, "Do you want to keep it as a souvenir?" "I said DO I?!"

Re: July 18th

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 9:15 pm
by Isolde Jane Holland
Do you know it was a woman in England who set the record for the most gallstones ever removed at one time? She was 85 too, poor thing. Are you ready? She had over 23,000 gallstones. The tray they dropped them in looked like a quarry. Gah. So are you all writhing on the floor now? Good, then my work here is done.

Well, not quite.......

I found some wild pictures that I thought you guys would enjoy seeing, and maybe captioning. First up, what IS this?? Well, it's Adam bowing to Brian, who is politely bowing back - like two little courtly Sir Walter Raleighs - but the angle certainly makes it unique. Also including link-only to the big version for further inspiration: ... b0e5_o.jpg


"I think your earring is caught in my hair."

"No kidding."


"Collection of Victorian photographs......the ones relating to Jack the Ripper are particularly compelling......come closer, have a look....."

And. as a palate cleanser after that last one......Awwww


Fuzzy-legged boys make the rockin' world go round


Re: The Captioneers Must Go On

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:41 pm
by Amy May
I laughed so much at your captions guys, absolutely brilliant :lol:
I'm a bit rusty but I'll give it a try;

Isolde Jane Holland wrote:Image

"I and Adam thought we'd swap clothes tonight, what a good opportunity to show off my tattoos! And what do you think Mayniacs, does my bum look big in this?"