Another popular thread brought back to life. Let's start with a risque one.
One of the girls at my new job slapped me on the face when I asked her if she spit or swallowed. I thought it a perfectly reasonable question as I was staring a job as a wine taster.
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How many roses should a man give his wife on Valentine's Day? Is it 1, 6, 12 or the whole tin? 

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The Labour Party, always good for a joke



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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.
Then I was born.
Then I was born.
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Booked a table for me and the wife for this evening.
It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.
It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.
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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft! Ayethangyew........
Because all proper tea is theft! Ayethangyew........
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A guy goes to ER and tells the doctor he's broke his leg in 3 places , the doctor replies " well don't go to those places anymore then "



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My wife said to me earlier, thanks for ruining my birthday yesterday.
I told her how could I ruin it when I didn't even know it was her birthday.
I told her how could I ruin it when I didn't even know it was her birthday.
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I asked the wife why she never told me when she had an orgasm. She said, you told me never to ring you at work unless it was an emergency.