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Another popular thread brought back to life. Let's start with a risque one.

One of the girls at my new job slapped me on the face when I asked her if she spit or swallowed. I thought it a perfectly reasonable question as I was staring a job as a wine taster.

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How many roses should a man give his wife on Valentine's Day? Is it 1, 6, 12 or the whole tin? :lol:

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The Labour Party, always good for a joke :lol: :lol:

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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.

Then I was born.

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Booked a table for me and the wife for this evening.

It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.

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WeeMann wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:31 pm
Booked a table for me and the wife for this evening.

It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?


Because all proper tea is theft! Ayethangyew........

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A guy goes to ER and tells the doctor he's broke his leg in 3 places , the doctor replies " well don't go to those places anymore then " :? :lol:

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My wife said to me earlier, thanks for ruining my birthday yesterday.

I told her how could I ruin it when I didn't even know it was her birthday.

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I asked the wife why she never told me when she had an orgasm. She said, you told me never to ring you at work unless it was an emergency.

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