Time For a Joke

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Mona Lisa
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2 loving bees went on a honeymoon.
- would you like to listen to the Beetles, honey?
- yes, let's listen to "Let it bee"
2 years later:
- do you think the kids will like to watch on TV "Tell it to bees" ?
Many years later, mr. Bee has caught Coronavirus, and he said to his spouse:
"I'm staying alive! 'Cause I'm a Bee, Jeez!"

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Bee Gees - Brothers Gibb, ie Barry, Robin & Maurice

Doesn't really work in the singular, does it?

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Not really jokes but I think they're funny. They're gamer names. :lol:

[NOT] ive still had enough of your krap
BiteThePillow
Body Bag Brian
Leave The Gun Take The Cannoli
Sammy Sure Shot
Gunna Shoot yer eye out Kid
Blood Clot
1800 spank me
Amsterdamned
Menace 2 Sobriety
Tater Spliffin
TomCaTaStRoPhE
Missing Skunk since 1941
Hassan Bin Sober
JuanALayya
GonnaWatchYouFly
Boo Boo DeLuna
Seatofmypants
Bossier City Badass
Public Nuissance Bumbee
Heretic Wild The Dream Police

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Anata
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Hahaha and if you look in here, you'll know this is for you.

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JLP
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A friend recently asked me what is was like raising toddlers. So I kicked her in the shins, head butted her in the chest, spread jam on her white carpet, hid her mobile and put crushed biscuits in her DVD player. Then gave her a big hug and told her I love her to the stars and back.

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Fucking ignorant idiots setting fireworks off tonight. It isn't even November yet. Spooked our dog and he sent our Christmas tree flying.

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