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Time For a Joke

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:08 pm
by JLP
Another popular thread brought back to life. Let's start with a risque one.

One of the girls at my new job slapped me on the face when I asked her if she spit or swallowed. I thought it a perfectly reasonable question as I was staring a job as a wine taster.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 6:10 pm
by JLP
How many roses should a man give his wife on Valentine's Day? Is it 1, 6, 12 or the whole tin? :lol:

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:11 pm
by Cool Cat
The Labour Party, always good for a joke :lol: :lol:

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:04 pm
by Cool Cat
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body.

Then I was born.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:31 pm
by WeeMann
Booked a table for me and the wife for this evening.

It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:56 pm
by Cool Cat
WeeMann wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:31 pm Booked a table for me and the wife for this evening.

It could end in tears though, she hates snooker.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 11:55 am
by Sole Survivor
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?


Because all proper tea is theft! Ayethangyew........

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:31 pm
by Cool Cat
A guy goes to ER and tells the doctor he's broke his leg in 3 places , the doctor replies " well don't go to those places anymore then " :? :lol:

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:13 pm
by JLP
My wife said to me earlier, thanks for ruining my birthday yesterday.

I told her how could I ruin it when I didn't even know it was her birthday.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:16 pm
by JLP
I asked the wife why she never told me when she had an orgasm. She said, you told me never to ring you at work unless it was an emergency.