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Mona Lisa
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Here was a funny one also, I don't remember if I posted it already here

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I had a good Biden one the other day but I couldn’t copy and paste it.

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We need jokes :P :P

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Topical, if nothing else.


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To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine.I

Christmas time
Just paid my fine
Snorting cocaine, line after line.
Mum's on the vodka
And dad's on the pull
Isn't life grand
When you all live in 'Ull.

:lol: :lol:

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JLP wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:41 pm To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine.I

Christmas time
Just paid my fine
Snorting cocaine, line after line.
Mum's on the vodka
And dad's on the pull
Isn't life grand
When you all live in 'Ull.

:lol: :lol:
:lol: Sounds familiar minus the drugs and booze. :lol: No fines, either. lol

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I am horrible with jokes...but this one made me laugh....

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines!! 🤣

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I got fired from B&Q today :(

A guy walked in and said "Sorry, I'm looking for Decking"

... So I hit him !

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MyHumanZoo wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:59 pm I am horrible with jokes...but this one made me laugh....

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines!! 🤣
:lol:

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