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What's the result of a piano falling into a mine?


A flat minor.

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Has there ever been a duo between Paul Maccartney and Ronnie Woods?
That would the duo
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Let's hope they played something cheesy!

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From the people who brought you Wallace & Grommet.


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A report from the Irish Republic's water polo team, was that they had to withdraw from ongoing pre-Olympic training, after the trainer forgot to bring the snorkels for the horses.

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What's the only racist Queen song?

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Bicycle race.


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An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it'

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Trump supporter, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more.”

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the milkman wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:52 pm An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it'

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Trump supporter, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more.”
This is funny :lol:

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