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Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:27 am
by Mona Lisa
What's the result of a piano falling into a mine?


A flat minor.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:01 pm
by Mona Lisa
Has there ever been a duo between Paul Maccartney and Ronnie Woods?
That would the duo
MacaRonnie
Let's hope they played something cheesy!

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:31 am
by Kes
From the people who brought you Wallace & Grommet.


Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:19 pm
by Kes
A report from the Irish Republic's water polo team, was that they had to withdraw from ongoing pre-Olympic training, after the trainer forgot to bring the snorkels for the horses.

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:09 am
by Innuendoes
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Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 1:08 am
by Mona Lisa

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:34 am
by Mona Lisa
What's the only racist Queen song?

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:04 pm
by Mona Lisa
Bicycle race.


:lol:

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:52 pm
by the milkman
An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it'

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Trump supporter, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more.”

Re: Time For a Joke

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:12 pm
by Mona Lisa
the milkman wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:52 pm An Amish farmer is walking through his field when he sees a guy drinking from his pond, scooping it up with his hand.
The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it'

The guy shouts back, "I'm a Trump supporter, and this is America. I don't understand your gibberish Speak English, you moron."

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more.”
This is funny :lol: