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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Tarkus » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:35 pm

What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and 50 cent's house?



You know you’re going to find weapons in Fiddy's house.
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby action » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:01 am

what was bin laden's favorite dessert?

big apple crumble.
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby action » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:01 am

Anonymous are now attacking IS.

Ironic that now 72 virgins are attacking the terrorists!
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby JLP » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:48 pm

Maybe we should tell all the Brexit voters we have already left Europe. After all they believed every other lie they were told. :cool:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Tarkus » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:10 am

How about another joke- project fear?! :roll:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby action » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:39 am

Once, I lost my watch in a bar.
I couldn't find it, but moments later, i saw the watch getting crushed by a man trying to push and beat a woman.

I rushed to the man and said "No one does that to a woman, not on my watch".
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Kes » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:47 pm

Tarkus wrote:How about another joke- project fear?! :roll:


That's probably the best name they could have come up with to make it all sound like a 'big stripey lie'.

Assuming the latest forecast that because of increases in the cost of fuel, and raw materials provided by "other" EU member states, our inflation figures within twelve months ARE going to be around ten percent, with wage increases still being sat around 1.5%, it won't be anything to do with going it alone, will it? Let's blame it on something really stupid, like Leicester winning the Premiership last season.

I hope it's not going that way, but from what I've seen, we're all sat here, heads in the sand, going "Tidal wave? What bloody tidal wave?"

Let's put the GREAT back into Britain. OK, who the fuck are we invading to achieve that?
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby JLP » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:18 pm

Today is International Women's Day. It should have been yesterday but they couldn't decide on a matching outfit, bag and shoes. :lol:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Tarkus » Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:16 am

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