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Time for a joke
Re: Time for a joke
by action » Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:01 am
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I see you standing there. You think you so cool. Why don't you just..... fuck off!
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Re: Time for a joke
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Re: Time for a joke
by JLP » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:48 pm
Maybe we should tell all the Brexit voters we have already left Europe. After all they believed every other lie they were told. 
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Re: Time for a joke
by action » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:39 am
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Re: Time for a joke
by Kes » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:47 pm
Tarkus wrote:How about another joke- project fear?!
That's probably the best name they could have come up with to make it all sound like a 'big stripey lie'.
Assuming the latest forecast that because of increases in the cost of fuel, and raw materials provided by "other" EU member states, our inflation figures within twelve months ARE going to be around ten percent, with wage increases still being sat around 1.5%, it won't be anything to do with going it alone, will it? Let's blame it on something really stupid, like Leicester winning the Premiership last season.
I hope it's not going that way, but from what I've seen, we're all sat here, heads in the sand, going "Tidal wave? What bloody tidal wave?"
Let's put the GREAT back into Britain. OK, who the fuck are we invading to achieve that?
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Re: Time for a joke
by JLP » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:18 pm
Today is International Women's Day. It should have been yesterday but they couldn't decide on a matching outfit, bag and shoes. 
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Re: Time for a joke
by Broooklyn » Sat Jul 08, 2017 1:48 am
rank wrote:
Haah!
All right!
Oooh my. He's baaaaaaaaack!
Take cover!
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Re: Time for a joke
by icy » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:11 am
Broooklyn wrote:rank wrote:
Haah!
All right!
Oooh my. He's baaaaaaaaack!
Take cover!
Emoties incoming!
I still like this =) . A quirk of QOL!
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Re: Time for a joke
by Innuendoes » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:51 pm
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Re: Time for a joke
by Adriana Taylor » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:25 pm
This post sure is entertaining me during my boring work day!
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Re: Time for a joke
by Sole Survivor » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:55 pm
Peter Dinklage, during season 1 of Game of Thrones (left) and season 7 (Right). feel old yet?
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Re: Time for a joke
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