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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Sat Oct 31, 2015 4:41 am

:lol:
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Rags are blowing
Rain's getting near
I'm done with running
And it's getting dark in here~

~Sleep in peace old friend for me you'll never die~
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Innuendoes » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:29 am

LOLOLOL!!!

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.....

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.

So she used "blow-up" dolls instead.

She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.

The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"

The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?"

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast.....she farted and flew out the window!"
Yeah, I'm lost in the night
The icy wind is howling out your name
The moon has gone behind the cloud again
And I can't stand to live another day
'Cause my bluebird went away
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:23 am

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Innuendoes » Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:31 am

The__KingOfRhye wrote:Image


:lol: Escher was a genius!! :-D
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:19 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Innuendoes » Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:48 am

Played a huge joke on half the grocery store, tonight. Had everyone running around with a very puzzled look on their faces. :funny2: :funny2: :funny2:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby JLP » Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:39 am

Dear Santa, I am writing to tell you I have been very naughty all year. So you can stick your presents up your arse, you fat judgemental bastard.
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Capt. Den Ronson » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:58 pm

musicalprostitute wrote:I have a suggestion for the mods regarding this thread: if you are now going to pick and chose posts to delete according to you, how about deleting the ones that kick-start all the shit? Instead of letting it go so far and then doing so. Just a thought.


What, like this one you mean? :roll:

musicalprostitute wrote:Personally, I do not think Queenonline should tolerate people like you having a dig at those that visit this site - it gives this site a very bad name; so we all have things we dislike about this site, but that is life.

And, this site is not a site for ALL Queen fans, clearly - well, according to you; as long as those fans don't disagree with you about AL then it's fine. :roll:


JLP wrote:Fair point and something we will try to do.
As I said, I don't want to stop people posting. I do want to stop the endless drivel from the same handful of people.


What a joke.
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Tarkus » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:08 pm

Pavlov is sitting in the bar enjoying a pint when the phone rings, and he jumps up shouting: "Oh, shit- I forgot to feed the dogs!"
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:19 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:19 am

:lol:
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~Godspeed little one~
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I'm no coward
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Rags are blowing
Rain's getting near
I'm done with running
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:52 pm

:lol:
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~Godspeed little one~
~Don't talk about angels
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I'm no coward
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Rags are blowing
Rain's getting near
I'm done with running
And it's getting dark in here~

~Sleep in peace old friend for me you'll never die~
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Tarkus » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:29 am

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Parenting done right... :P
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Mon Dec 14, 2015 12:25 am

I miss this :lol:
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~Godspeed little one~
~Don't talk about angels
Or how I'll be saved
I'm no coward
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Rags are blowing
Rain's getting near
I'm done with running
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~Sleep in peace old friend for me you'll never die~
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:22 pm

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Here I am :lol:
 
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