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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Capt. Den Ronson » Tue Oct 03, 2017 6:13 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby sacko » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:23 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby sacko » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:23 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby sacko » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:24 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby sacko » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:25 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby sacko » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:26 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Sole Survivor » Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:18 pm

A little boy is out in the yard with his grandpa.
The boy finds a worm and tells his grandpa, "Hey grandpa! Bet ya five bucks I can get the worm back into its hole."
The grandpa, knowing it is too limp to go back in the hole agrees. The boy runs into the house and comes out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is stiff and puts it easily back into its hole and looks to his grandpa, "Pay up!"
His grandpa hands him five dollars and heads inside with the hairspray.Thirty minutes later he comes back out and he hands the boy another five dollars.The boy replies, "Grandpa, you already gave me the money. Don't you remember?"
His grandpa replies, "Yeah I know, that's from grandma." :lookround:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Kes » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:18 pm

sacko wrote:what to do when your mother-in-law knocks on the window?

turn the over a little higher


Might have been a little bit funnier if you'd said "oven" instead.
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