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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:23 pm

Too bad she's an elected official and can't just be fired AND put in jail.... :roll:
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:18 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby JLP » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:42 pm

My son came home today dragging two armchairs and a sofa behind him. I gave him a slap and reminded him of the dangers of accepting suites from strangers.
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Capt. Den Ronson » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:46 pm

JLP wrote:My son came home today dragging two armchairs and a sofa behind him. I gave him a slap and reminded him of the dangers of accepting suites from strangers.


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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:04 am

JLP wrote:My son came home today dragging two armchairs and a sofa behind him. I gave him a slap and reminded him of the dangers of accepting suites from strangers.


That's sofa king ridiculous...

Then there was the time I worked as a furniture repo man. I liked it, it was a come for table existence.
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:09 am

The__KingOfRhye wrote:
JLP wrote:My son came home today dragging two armchairs and a sofa behind him. I gave him a slap and reminded him of the dangers of accepting suites from strangers.


That's sofa king ridiculous...

Then there was the time I worked as a furniture repo man. I liked it, it was a come for table existence.

Sofa king :lol: :cool:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby The__KingOfRhye » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:14 pm

Kim Davis....

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:06 pm

The__KingOfRhye wrote:Kim Davis....

Image

:lol:

:D :D
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:42 pm

:lol:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Simon » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:31 pm

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby icy » Fri Sep 18, 2015 8:51 pm

Simon wrote:Image


Noticed it. :shock:
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby HoneyTaylor » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:41 pm

A joke from my boys...

Why doesn't the vampire eat meat?

Spoiler! :
He doesn't like Steak

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Inny » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:36 am

HoneyTaylor wrote:A joke from my boys...

Why doesn't the vampire eat meat?

Spoiler! :
He doesn't like Steak

:P


LOL, very good. :-D
 
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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Lino » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:01 am

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Re: Time for a joke

Postby Inny » Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:57 am

Oh FFS
 
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