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Re: Emergency Update

Postby Tarkus » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:50 am

Self moderated, to save anyone the effort.
 
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby musicalprostitute » Mon Mar 27, 2017 12:29 pm

Tarkus wrote:Self moderated, to save anyone the effort.


:lol: I hear you.
 
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby P.T » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:51 pm

musicalprostitute wrote:
Tarkus wrote:Self moderated, to save anyone the effort.


:lol: I hear you.


The man who runs the QOL ward has admitted on a number of occasions that he's a NURSE.

It's all becoming so clear now.

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P.T wrote:Breaking News

Thread which reveals most QOL'ers are mad mysteriously disappears

A thread which revealed the dwindling mental health of QOL's remaining membership has been removed.

One witness said, "Well, it was there one minute and gone the next! I think someone is trying to cover something up. All he said was that most of QOL's membership is as bonkers as W.K. Mahler, or something."

Sources claim that after the post was made, two members rose to their own defence by claiming they were not mad at all and were made to feel completely unwelcome by the allegations. One of these has reportedly been a well-established inpatient at QOL for over a decade, while the accuser only an occasional visitor.

According to one anonymous source, QOL has been at the centre of a long-running social experiment for over twelve years.

"The majority of the membership actually hate each other and have been engaged in long periods of petty bickering dating back to the mid-2000s. Despite finding QOL a repeatedly unpleasant, negative experience, they continue to return on a daily basis. This behaviour is puzzling for their presence at QOL has always been completely voluntary and they can leave at any time."

"One can only describe this as a form of emotional sadomasochism brought on by a high level of psychosis."

When asked about the ethics of keeping such a place open, the source simply said, "Even if you opened all the doors up wide, the craziest people in the nuthouse will always be the last to leave."
 
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby musicalprostitute » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:56 pm

P.T wrote:
The man who runs the QOL ward has admitted on a number of occasions that he's a NURSE.

It's all becoming so clear now.



Er...OK. Please write some more posts about mental illness. You certainly know you stuff, bruv.
 
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby fairydandy » Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:57 pm

P.T wrote:The man who runs the QOL ward has admitted on a number of occasions that he's a NURSE.

It's all becoming so clear now.


Ex nurse.

He works with horses now.
 
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby Kes » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:09 am

Very good! :-)
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Re: Emergency Update

Postby JLP » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:53 am

fairydandy wrote:
P.T wrote:The man who runs the QOL ward has admitted on a number of occasions that he's a NURSE.

It's all becoming so clear now.


Ex nurse.

He works with horses now.



So combining my off line and on line personas means It could be said I am concerned with mainly fools and horses. :P
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