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Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:54 pm
by JLP
Almost every bloody book on the shelves now seems to be of this sort of genre. All seem to have the same subject, submissive woman dominated by a man.

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:00 pm
by icy
JLP wrote:Almost every bloody book on the shelves now seems to be of this sort of genre. All seem to have the same subject, submissive woman dominated by a man.

I noticed that over the weekend while Xmas shopping. I'm still shocked WalMart carries 50 Shades. Very doubtful any other book can top 50 Shades, and I'm not certain that's a good thing. I'm looking forward to the 2nd and 3rd books, I've barely read any reviews about them, as I'd like to find out for myself.
Holy crap...E.L James is my latest friend on Goodreads! :)

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:20 pm
by icy
:lol: :lol:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:22 pm
by P.T
Icy's been flicking the bean :nervous:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:25 pm
by icy
FreddiesWhiteDove wrote:Icy's been flicking the bean :nervous:

Has not! But if I was, I would not be alone in that :P :lol: Kidding aside, this sort of thing, well it's not my sort of thing if you know what I'm getting at.
Off I go to the Thunder thread :lol:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:36 pm
by icy
The sort of thing that's in the book I mean :P.

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:50 pm
by P.T
icy wrote:
FreddiesWhiteDove wrote:Icy's been flicking the bean :nervous:

Has not! But if I was, I would not be alone in that :P :lol:


You mean you get people to come over and watch? :shock:

icy wrote:Kidding aside, this sort of thing, well it's not my sort of thing if you know what I'm getting at.
Off I go to the Thunder thread :lol:


Oh you're one of those bondage types - restraints, gags, gimp outfits. It's always the quiet ones :roll:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:46 pm
by icy
Sometimes you are incorrigible, FWD :lol:.
Whatever you think you know, you should know I'm not quiet :lol:.

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:56 am
by icy
JLP, you might like this article...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/book ... r-men.html
Crime author Peter James: Why Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't work for men


I'm not even going to read the other 2 books in the 50 Shades series. I flipped through them, but some things grossed me out. Plus they are better books out there :)

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:50 pm
by JLP
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:06 pm
by Two sharp pencils
JLP wrote:FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.



The first big laugh (for me) of 2013 ... Brilliant

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:18 pm
by icy
Made me laugh and laugh, and with a bad back and nausea, that's awesome that anything could!

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:52 am
by Kat
I only read this book once - I've never been so flustered! :blush:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:12 pm
by Kat
JLP wrote:FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.


:lol: :lol:

Re: 50 Shades Of Grey.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:50 pm
by Bad Guy
Belle Leisha wrote:Yes but a woman wrote it, so that's okay, it's just a kind of 'bad guy' fantasy.


Pardon?! :shock:

:P