You are now playing The Game.
Here are the rules of The Game:
1) To know of The Game is to play the game.
2) To think of The Game is to lose the game.
3) Loss must be announced in this thread.
The Game is a zero-sum game. When you lose, you lose 1 point. All other players gain 1/(n-1) points, n being the total number of players.
Those of you who go to our recently renamed sports section are screwed.
For the record: I just lost the game.