QueenOnline Haiku? Ridiculous idea! Let's give it a go.

I'm on the Wirral
Though my dad's from St Helens
I prefer Cambridge

collaborations
with bearded blues yodeler
fairydandy's pissed

That post made me lol,
Long and loud and heartily.
It was genius.

No reply to this?
It's my first ever Haiku.
I feel so let down.

Your mother was a
Hamster, and your father smelt
Of Elderberries.

Pythonesque Haiku.
Who would have thought it likely?
Humour in verse form.

There was a young boy....
Who tried to write limericks...
...This isn't working

Ferdinand injured
Capello getting angry
What will go wrong next?

Haiku's are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

No-one cares for this.
OK, I get the message.
I will sod off now.

I like this thread too
But then that's not surprising
It was my idea!

So you have returned!
Well who would have thought it, eh?
About bloody time.

Jokes told in haiku,
They aren't really that funny,
But there you have it.

I enjoyed this thread
I found it entertaining
Let's try it again

A haiku must be
Seventeen syllables long
I don't know why, though.

Writing a poem
in seventeen syllables
is very diffi-


They say fat people,
Make good lovers. Who says that?
Fat virgins, I guess.

Well played young PT
Funniest post of all time!
Thomas does approve