YAFF wrote:magicshoes wrote:
Goats make a lovely sound and she wanted to hear more of these goat sounds. She floated to the shore and decided this broken world would only be healed by the sound of Adam lambert's goaty voice so she
scooped up every last Lambert CD she could find from the store now reduced to underwater rubble and...
found a cd player that could be powered by using a bicycle and began to broadcast "If I Had You" over the blackened, desolate wasteland.