Let's play a game

Don't forget, anyone whose photo is taken or anyone appearing in videos appears 10-20 pounds heavier than they actually are.

That's my excuse

This isn't part of the story, is it?. Either way, I make that verbal disclaimer before I agree to pose for pictures

Don't forget, anyone whose photo is taken or anyone appearing in videos appears 10-20 pounds heavier than they actually are.

That's my excuse

This isn't part of the story, is it?. Either way, I make that verbal disclaimer before I agree to pose for pictures

No. The story is quite enjoyable, fun to read, and to take part in it seems.

one of the trolls accidentally called him "fairy dandy," whereupon he forgot everything but the bloodlust that comes upon him when his name is trifled with. He sprang upon the troll, beating it senseless.

Suddenly, JLP appeared over the horizon, brandishing a...

Pint of beer, some snacks and a lawn chair. He settled in for what he knew would be pure entertainment because no one ever walked away from fucking up fairydandy's name without at least

Don't forget, anyone whose photo is taken or anyone appearing in videos appears 10-20 pounds heavier than they actually are.

That's my excuse

This isn't part of the story, is it?. Either way, I make that verbal disclaimer before I agree to pose for pictures

No and unfortunately, it seems I posted in the totally wrong place! I rarely ever post in here! Cat must have stepped on the damn keyboard as I was typing. For real. She needs a good talking to but I will just get bitten.

one of the trolls accidentally called him "fairy dandy," whereupon he forgot everything but the bloodlust that comes upon him when his name is trifled with. He sprang upon the troll, beating it senseless.

Suddenly, JLP appeared over the horizon, brandishing a...

Pint of beer, some snacks and a lawn chair. He settled in for what he knew would be pure entertainment because no one ever walked away from fucking up fairydandy's name without at least

being called a "cunt" in some fashion. With fairydandy's cover blown the trolls chased him out of their camp when suddenly

one of the trolls accidentally called him "fairy dandy," whereupon he forgot everything but the bloodlust that comes upon him when his name is trifled with. He sprang upon the troll, beating it senseless.

Suddenly, JLP appeared over the horizon, brandishing a...

Pint of beer, some snacks and a lawn chair. He settled in for what he knew would be pure entertainment because no one ever walked away from fucking up fairydandy's name without at least

being called a "cunt" in some fashion. With fairydandy's cover blown the trolls chased him out of their camp when suddenly

Icy and Inny appeared, having a bizarre conversation about how much they weighed on camera, as opposed to off. This confused the trolls so much that fairydandy was able to escape. He went home to sleep it off, but when he got to his bed, he was quite surprised to see

Icy and Inny appeared, having a bizarre conversation about how much they weighed on camera, as opposed to off. This confused the trolls so much that fairydandy was able to escape. He went home to sleep it off, but when he got to his bed, he was quite surprised to see

Adam Lambert in a leopard print thong lounging on a purple fainting couch. "Hey fd" Adam purred, "I hear you don't like the way my throat vibrate....bet I can change your mind".... fairydandy, stunned by the sight....

Adam Lambert in a leopard print thong lounging on a purple fainting couch. "Hey fd" Adam purred, "I hear you don't like the way my throat vibrate....bet I can change your mind".... fairydandy, stunned by the sight....

..runs from the room, screaming..."NO...just TOO gay!!" Adam chases fairydandy and traps him in a corner. "Hey, wait a minute! Is that a mask you are wearing!?" Adam screeches. He rips the mask off fairydandy's face, revealing he is none other than Paul Rodgers! Paul then yells...

...*Howls* For the love of making love, I thought we were not supposed to be quoting one another! Talk abooot Good lovin' gone bad. I refuse to run with the pack of you any longer because Brian is an overly obsessive twat! He wrote the song We Will Rock You, ya know. Oh hi Adam...you're next...Don't let me down, you are in Baaaaaad Company...

Then, Freddie Mercury emerged from the ashes his body turned into after his cremation, singing "Get Down, Make Love" to Adam and Paul, much to Brian's laughter.