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Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:34 am
by magicshoes
Post a few words and then the next person must copy and paste it into their comment and then add onto it with more of the story. We're going to try to write a story together...the funnier/crazier the better.

We aren't quoting each other...each post should stand alone for the next entry.

I've saw this on another board and it looked fun so I figured why not...we have people from all over with different senses of humor so I hope it will be entertaining.

First sentence.....

Yesterday I was walking down the street when

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:27 am
by YAFF
magicshoes wrote:Post a few words and then the next person must copy and paste it into their comment and then add onto it with more of the story. We're going to try to write a story together...the funnier/crazier the better.

We aren't quoting each other...each post should stand alone for the next entry.

I've saw this on another board and it looked fun so I figured why not...we have people from all over with different senses of humor so I hope it will be entertaining.

First sentence.....

Yesterday I was walking down the street when


the meteor came and destroyed all life on Earth

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:41 am
by Montavilla
YAFF wrote:the meteor came and destroyed all life on Earth


"Damn!" I thought. "I do hope there's life on other planets!"

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:27 am
by icy
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Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:51 am
by Capt. Den Ronson
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:the meteor came and destroyed all life on Earth


"Damn!" I thought. "I do hope there's life on other planets!"


And there was! These other planets weren't full of sad c*****. The green martians spent their free time stroking alien fur instead of bitching about the same trivial pop star; it was heaven :inlove:

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:09 pm
by YAFF
Capt. Den Ronson wrote:
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:the meteor came and destroyed all life on Earth


"Damn!" I thought. "I do hope there's life on other planets!"


And there was! These other planets weren't full of sad c*****. The green martians spent their free time stroking alien fur instead of bitching about the same trivial pop star; it was heaven :inlove:


But then Capt. Den Ronson stopped fantasizing and jerking off.... yet he still continued bitching about the bitching until he was struck with a polo mallet and he was out

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:50 pm
by Montavilla
YAFF wrote:But then Capt. Den Ronson stopped fantasizing and jerking off.... yet he still continued bitching about the bitching until he was struck with a polo mallet and he was out


of cigarettes, so he decided to step out of the capsule for a new pack. Unfortunately....

(Note: YAFF, have you ever heard of the phrase "killing the offer"?)

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:16 pm
by YAFF
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:But then Capt. Den Ronson stopped fantasizing and jerking off.... yet he still continued bitching about the bitching until he was struck with a polo mallet and he was out


of cigarettes, so he decided to step out of the capsule for a new pack. Unfortunately....



He came across Montavilla who mistook him for Adam Lambert. Montavilla attacked the Capt. and devoured him.

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:19 pm
by Montavilla
YAFF wrote:He came across Montavilla who mistook him for Adam Lambert. Montavilla attacked the Capt. and devoured him.


"Avast!" The Capt. cried. "Ye've swallowed me whole! What am I supposed to do in this lap of the goddess?"

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:24 pm
by YAFF
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:He came across Montavilla who mistook him for Adam Lambert. Montavilla attacked the Capt. and devoured him.


"Avast!" The Capt. cried. "Ye've swallowed me whole! What am I supposed to do in this lap of the goddess?"


Soon after being transformed into a tightly coiled pile on the ground, the Capt. forgave Montavilla and slithered on his way until...

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:29 pm
by Montavilla
YAFF wrote:
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:He came across Montavilla who mistook him for Adam Lambert. Montavilla attacked the Capt. and devoured him.


"Avast!" The Capt. cried. "Ye've swallowed me whole! What am I supposed to do in this lap of the goddess?"


Soon after being transformed into a tightly coiled pile on the ground, the Capt. forgave Montavilla and slithered on his way until...


YAFF slipped on him and fell right on his arse. It was at this precise moment that Magicshoes...

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:36 pm
by YAFF
Montavilla wrote:YAFF slipped on him and fell right on his arse. It was at this precise moment that Magicshoes...


while rejoicing at YAFF's misfortune, began to realize that Adam Lambert sings like a goat. Montavilla nearly has a stroke over this but she...

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:54 pm
by Montavilla
YAFF wrote:while rejoicing at YAFF's misfortune, began to realize that Adam Lambert sings like a goat. Montavilla nearly has a stroke over this but she...


can't really swim, so she simply floated through the vast, empty waters of the meteor-struck earth until she discovered...

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:48 am
by magicshoes
Montavilla wrote:
YAFF wrote:while rejoicing at YAFF's misfortune, began to realize that Adam Lambert sings like a goat. Montavilla nearly has a stroke over this but she...


can't really swim, so she simply floated through the vast, empty waters of the meteor-struck earth until she discovered...


Goats make a lovely sound and she wanted to hear more of these goat sounds. She floated to the shore and decided this broken world would only be healed by the sound of Adam lambert's goaty voice so she

Re: Let's play a game

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:05 am
by YAFF
magicshoes wrote:
Goats make a lovely sound and she wanted to hear more of these goat sounds. She floated to the shore and decided this broken world would only be healed by the sound of Adam lambert's goaty voice so she


scooped up every last Lambert CD she could find from the store now reduced to underwater rubble and...


maybe we should start over...my meteor was supposed to be the end in a smart-assed way lol

And then magichsoes awoke in her bed and it was all a dream but when she turned around she...