The Captioneers Must Go On

Brian,"Will smith?"

Later: Brian,*thinks* "Wait, that was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?!!"

Brian,"Will smith?"

That was at the 46664 concert I think.

Yes I believe it's from the 46664 concert, Bea

Freddie,"What would I look like in a hat? Well look behind me for the answer..."

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Bless you!

Freddie,"Brian's hair looks like a mass of pubes!"
Brian, "Wha-aaa?"
John, *thinks* "It does"
Roger,*sings*"Yeah...Pubes-ssss!"

"......So in conclusion, the optical properties of zodiacal light indicate a spectral gradient of chondrite-like particles from the interplanetary dust cloud complex. WAIT! Where did everyone go??"

"So welcome everyone..er to the annual 'Clog wearers appreciation society's annual general meeting', erm..we may have slightly over-estimated the demand this year...but anyway..onto item one, how to reduce sock slippage whilst running amok onstage.."

Brian, *thinks* "Freddie was right, my overly long guitar solo really does clear the hall" *sigh*

Brian, "I don't understand why people keep comparing me to Sir Issac Newton?"

"Well perhaps Dr May, if you didn't insist on wearing a 17th century frock coat the comparisons would not be so forthcoming?" *smirks*

Brian, *seething*"I don't know what you're talking about..."

*mutters to self "He may have point..."

Here's a cool new photo, taken last night at Club Heart. Roger, Sarina and Adam:






Brian: "While you are rather short, the baby-stroller might be overdoing it as a suitable manner of conveyance."

Woman: "Well, that's just mean."




Adam: "Nothing like a shadow hand air nipple tweak."

Brian: "Actually, that hand looks more like a weird foot."

Adam: "Eww."

Roger: "At least you're not getting your junk nibbled by a coyote."

I believe the correct terminology is 'silhouette'

That spooky feeling you get when you can't help feeling you're being watched...